Blue Gay Way Scene 1
Blue Gay Way is a 1967 song written by Stig O'Hara and originally released on Tragical History Tour. It would be later deemed by fans as "The Most Boring Rutles Song Ever" due to its boring lyrics and boring melody.
The Lyrics Are: There's a haze upon the street
And my friends are all quite neat
They said they'd come and play
But now they've gone the other way
Please don't take too long
Please don't you be very long
Please don't take too long
Or I may start to yawn
Well, it only goes to show
And I told them where to go
But they couldn't find their way
To Blue Gay Way
Please don't take too long (don't be long)
Please don't you be very long (don't be long)
Please don't take too long
Or I may start to yawn
Now it's getting quite late
And I fear I'll miss my date
But I'll stay here and wait
On Blue Gay Way
Please don't take too long (don't be long)
Please don't you be very long (don't be long)
Please don't take too long
Or I may start to yawn
Please don't take too long
Please don't you be very long
Please don't take too long
Please don't take too long
Please don't you be very long
Please don't take too long
Please don't you be very long
Please don't take too long
Please don't take too long
Don't be long, don't be long
Don't be long, don't be long
Don't be long, don't be long
Don't be long